Rude SMS / Text Messages
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?
...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..
Searching.. Searching.. Searching..
Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay
How women think about sex
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,
Age 18 experience it,
Age 28 look 4 it,
Age 38 ask 4 it,
Age 48 beg 4 it,
Age 58 pay 4 it,
Age 68 pray it,
Age 78 4get it
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ...
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ...
one was caught watching tv ...
another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.
then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Your network tariff has changed!
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U Rude
How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.
If I were to make a dictionary
If I were to
make a dictionary
CUTE=you
SWEET=you
THOUGHTFUL=you
GOOD LOOKING=you
GORGEOUS=you
LIAR=me!
If ever I was rude to u
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
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