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The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?


    Posted in Politics SMS

Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat


    Posted in Politics SMS

Considering his achievements of

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!


    Posted in Politics SMS

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala


    Posted in Politics SMS

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.


    Posted in Politics SMS

Promising young man should go into politics

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.


    Posted in Politics SMS

In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.


    Posted in Politics SMS

I don’t make jokes

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.


    Posted in Politics SMS

Good citizens who do not vote.

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.


    Posted in Politics SMS


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