Indecent SMS / Text Messages
This sms can only be read by a SEXY person
This sms can only be read by a SEXY person:
Try again...... Nothing? Sorry,
i guess your just not SEXY..HEY!
dont force it,
ugly git!!
Advantages of breast milk
Advantages of breast milk
A. No need to boil
B. Cat cannot steal
C.available in attractive containers
D.Liked by all age groups
E.Ek Par Ek FREE
23 useless things in a man's body
23 useless things in a man's body
20 nails cannot be hammered
2 balls u cannot throw
1 cock cannot crow
Don't laugh gals ur pussy cannot catch mouse
I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room
I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room,
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
According 2 Chinese Docs
According 2 Chinese Docs,
a WoMaN'S BoDy HaS Five RooMS:
1.FACE-show room
2.BOOBS-play room
3.TUMMY-store room
4.VAGINA-men's room
5.ANUS-emergency room
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN
HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;
caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.
HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo
Sex+drugs+rock+rave
Sex+drugs+rock+rave,
lets get drunk & misbehav,
on weed+speed +little e's,
well get drunk & talk 2 trees,
u only live once & den u die,
so fuck em all & lets get high!
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!
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