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MATHS MAGIC 259 x (Ur Age) x 39 = ?

MATHS MAGIC 259 x (Ur Age) x 39 = ?
Try it & you will be surprised to see the result.
Apki Age 3 bar apko likhi nazar ayegi hows MAGIC...?


    Posted in Absurd SMS

My Friendship is like onion which has many layers in it.

My Friendship is like onion which has many layers in it.
It will add taste to your life.
But if u try to cut it,
u will have tears in ur eyes.


Like the colour of silver – eid

Like the colour of silver,
in the night sky,
the new moon rises,
the holy month has past,
the fasting is over,
tomorrow is the great feast of Eid-ul-Fitr.

We will eat spicy chicken,
and mouthwatering pakoras,
I’ll call my neighbours,
and friends on the street,
may the peace of Allah,
and joy of Eid,
be with everyone.


    Posted in Eid SMS

Nice line for true relation

A very short but very nice line for a true relation-

“Hurt me with the truth,
But
Never comfort me with a lie.”


    Posted in Love SMS

Roses are red

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
most poems ryhm,
but this one doesn't…


    Posted in Absurd SMS

Koi achi si saja do mujhko

Koi achi si saja do mujhko
chalo bhula do mujhko.
Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye mujhko
dil ki gahraiyon se dua do mujhko.


    Posted in Sad SMS

I Love U Jaan

Murga Murgi Se: I Love U Jaan.
Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon,
Murgi: Haye Allah Sachi,
Murga: Haan
Murgi: Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do....!.


    Posted in Animal SMS

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.


    Posted in Angry SMS

Jise Aap Pyar Nahi Karte

Sawal:
Agar ApSe Wo Insan
"I LOVE U"
Kahe Jise Aap Pyar Nahi Karte

To Kis Tarha Aap Usay KahoGe K UsKa Dil Bhi Na Tutay.
Reply must i m wating


    Posted in Advice SMS

A girl phoned me

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home


    Posted in Adult SMS

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