Dirty SMS / Text Messages
Whenever u feel low
Whenever u feel low,
depressed or useless,
remember that u r the same sperm
that won a battle against a million others.
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wetv
Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
Q: What's the definition of indefinitely?
A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you are in.....definitely.
Cricketer describing a nude girl:
Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover,
there is no extra cover,
there 2 silly points,
2 fine legs & a deep gully,
with little grass on the pitch.
What's the geographical definition of sex?
What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land,
occasionally with a little help from Greece!
What is invisible sex?
What is invisible sex?
A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.
Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes! Coz it works in deep,
damp,
hot tunnels,
often head down & mostly in night shifts!
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period
UR msgs r like a Girl's Period,
comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears.
But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day.
So msg like a Man.
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady:
Prof teaching muscle movement,
asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser.
A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser.
What is a man who does the same called?
A Moisturiser.
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