Crude SMS / Text Messages

Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted

Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted,
Kiss's spread germz + germz hated,
So kiss me BABE im vacinated!

How many letters are in the Alphabet??

How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen.
Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars,
the moon and the sky....
then I thought where the fuck is my roof??

This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone,

This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone,
so please put it on ground and start jumping on it .
Thank you

This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it

This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
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i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!

Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy

Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy.
One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.

Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well

Group of sheep in field,
one says i dont feel well.
The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.

farmer Joneshas got no sheep,

Farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a field
he's got no sheep to shag

!!News flash!!

!!News flash!!
Indian earthquake kills 50 000!
USA sending food.
Australia sendingclothes.
britain sending ... ... ... Replacements

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