Computer SMS / Text Messages
IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have?
IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker – …….stays * quite*
IT guy – I have Money, Name, Stock Options What do
you have?
Daily Wage Construction Worker – (Softly) I have work.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions,
Including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy
A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy.
But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.
If computers get too powerful
If computers get too powerful,
we can organize them into committees.
That'll do them in.
A computer once beat me at chess
A computer once beat me at chess,
But it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Treat your password like your toothbrush
Treat your password like your toothbrush.
Don't let anybody else use it,
and get a new one every six months.
A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system.
A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system.
Unthinkable complexity.
Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind,
clusters and constellations of data.
Like city lights, receding.
Computers, huh?
Computers, huh?
I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes....
I don't know how that enables me to see naked women,
But however it works, God bless you guys.
Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is.
Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is.
Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.
A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet.
A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet.
I do not have a computer.
I guess that at 74 years of age,v
I don't have the patience to learn.
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