Absurd SMS / Text Messages

ab tou khubsurat larki ko dekh k hoti hy

Absurd Kehty Hyn ...

Ab Tou Khubsurat Larki
Ko Dekh k Hoti Hy
Pareshaani

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Ab Tou Khubsurat Larki
Ko Dekh k Hoti Hy
Pareshaani

Kahii'n Wo Bhi Na
Keh De

"TERI MEHERBANI" =P xD

Chemical Symbol of Barium?

Prof:
Chemical Symbol of Barium?

Sardar:
BA

Prof:
And Sodium?

Sardar:
NA

Prof:
What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?

Sardar: BANANA! "

My Friendship is like onion which has many layers in it

My Friendship is like onion which has many layers in it.

It will add taste to your life.

But if u try to cut it,

u will have tears in ur eyes.

Modern...Obedient...Nice...

Modern...
Obedient...
Nice...
Kindful...
Excellent...
Young...

Hey! Thats me.

Don't be SAD,
Even ur name is there.

Read the 1st letter of Every Word! ;)

Everything is possible in this universe

Everything is possible in this universe, nothing impossible.
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Wana example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat:-)

7 Angels Visited me & Askd 4 the Most

7 Angels
Visited me &
Askd 4 the Most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Nobel
Well Behavd
&
Well Groomd
person
I Gave Them
Ur Address

DEKHA?
Kesa Ullo Bnaya
Un Ko?"

NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code

NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code:

Enter PIN code:

F Enter PIN code:

FU Enter PIN code:

FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU !
YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,

I don't worry I don't cry,

I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

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